I take it all back. I mentioned how happy I was to not to have a real linea nigra. Guess what? I've got half of one now. I'm striped.
I mentioned yesterday that I'm peeved about the weird vanity-esque sizing that maternity clothes have. I'm not waiting around until that one bites me in the butt. I take it back. Vanity sizing is great. It's wonderful.
I'm going to have to watch myself from here on out. I may just have to stop talking and typing altogether.